TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. We just feed them into a sentiment analysis tool that generates a dashboard nobody looks at. But our 'We Listen' campaign won an advertising award, so there's that.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Experience
VP of Customer Experience at Mid-Sized SaaS Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits complete disconnect between corporate messaging and actual practice, reveals cynical award-winning hypocrisy
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