FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, half the Michelin inspectors couldn't tell a beurre blanc from a hollandaise if their life depended on it. They're just looking for the right lighting and whether you used the word 'jus' instead of 'sauce' on the menu.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Paris)
Executive Chef and Restaurant Owner
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Editor's note: Punctures the mystique of elite restaurant ratings with insider knowledge and genuine frustration
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