TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that makes the exact same clicking sound as the old button, because our focus groups said it felt 'more premium.' That button costs us forty-seven cents more per unit than the entire circuit board.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd prioritization of perceived luxury over actual functionality in product development
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