TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'artisanal blockchain' feature was completely meaningless, but focus groups responded 40% better to products with three buzzwords instead of two.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Valley Product Manager
Former Senior PM at Top-5 Tech Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberate use of meaningless jargon for marketing purposes
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