BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our AI sentiment analysis tool gives us a score between 1 and 10, and as long as it's above 4, we consider that 'mission accomplished.' The actual words? Those are for the interns to pretend to categorize.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Major Retail Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission of systematic customer neglect masked by tech veneer
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