FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'artisanal' label was complete nonsense. We bought the same frozen dough as everyone else, just ran it through a different oven and charged $8 more per loaf. The Instagram aesthetic did ninety percent of the work.”
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Anonymous Boutique Bakery Owner
Former Brooklyn Bakery Proprietor
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread deceptive marketing practices in boutique food industry
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