FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, our 'farm-to-table' concept is really more 'Sysco-truck-to-table-via-the-back-alley.' But the herbs? Those we definitely grow ourselves in little pots by the dishwasher.”
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Anonymous Restaurant Owner
Boutique Bistro Proprietor, Brooklyn
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Admits to marketing exaggeration while claiming one authentic detail
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