PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we don't read most of the bills we vote on. We have twenty-two-year-old staffers summarize them in bullet points, and then we vote based on whether leadership is giving us the thumbs up or thumbs down from across the chamber. Democracy is mostly vibes and text messages.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide, 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals uncomfortable institutional truth about legislative process that insiders know but rarely admit publicly
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