PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've read the bills I'm voting on maybe 30% of the time. The rest? I just check which lobbyist bought me lunch that week and vote accordingly. Democracy in action, folks.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Ex-Legislative Aide, Midwestern State
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Damning confession about legislative process corruption with darkly comic tone
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