BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we've discovered that 90% of our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing budget goes toward making sure nobody visits the actual factory in New Jersey where we make everything.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Mid-Size Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the deliberate misdirection in artisanal branding strategies
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