TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2011. We just have an AI summarize if there's anything that could get us actually sued, and the rest is whatever Legal drafted while half-asleep.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals the cynical reality behind lengthy user agreements that companies expect no one to read
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