PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I tell donors we need their money for 'grassroots organizing' but most of it goes to consultants who are my former roommates. They make PowerPoints about voter outreach while I'm on a yacht in Nantucket.”
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Former Congressional Campaign Operative
Political Campaign Strategist
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals brazen corruption and nepotism in campaign finance with zero sugarcoating
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