PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the policy memos I wrote never got read past the first paragraph. Staffers would just scan for bullet points while checking their phones. Democracy runs on executive summaries and coffee, in that order.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Candid admission about attention spans and information processing in government
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