BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party for our carbon offset program than we actually invested in carbon offsets that year. The optics were fantastic though.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 Sustainability VP
Corporate Environmental Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of performative environmentalism over substance
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