PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, nobody reads the bills. We vote based on a two-sentence summary from staffers who are 23 years old and went to the same three universities. The 'deliberative process' is mostly performance art for C-SPAN.”
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Former Congressional Legislative Director
Retired Capitol Hill Senior Staffer
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Editor's note: Candidly describes legislative process dysfunction and reliance on junior staff
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