BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that just made our logo slightly fatter. The design agency called it 'breathing space.' I call it my bonus walking out the door.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare corporate admission of wasteful spending with self-aware cynicism about executive compensation
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