PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the transit bill because my largest donor owns three parking garage companies downtown. But I told the press it was about 'fiscal responsibility' and 'protecting neighborhood character,' which polls way better than 'I like money.'”
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Former City Council Member
Retired Municipal Legislator
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Stark admission of financial interests trumping policy positions in local politics
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