PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the bill because a major donor asked me to, then spent twenty minutes crafting a tweet about 'constitutional principles' that my intern wrote. Democracy is mostly performance art with better catering.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide (Retired)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the gap between public justifications and private motivations in legislative decisions with dark humor
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