TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' smartphone feature that 90% of users will disable within the first week. But it tested well with focus groups who were paid $200 to sit through our presentation.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Product Development Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to disconnect between corporate innovation theater and actual user needs
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