FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as the chain restaurant next door. We just have a better story and a chalkboard with nicer handwriting. The margins on narrative are extraordinary.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Consultant
Hospitality Industry Professional
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative authenticity of contemporary dining culture and the commodification of food sourcing stories
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