PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, nobody in the caucus actually reads the bills we vote on. We get a two-page summary from staffers who are 26 years old and went to the same three schools. I've signed legislation longer than Tolstoy novels based on bullet points.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (12 years tenure)
Former Senior Legislative Assistant
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals systemic legislative dysfunction and over-reliance on junior staff summaries
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