AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, most luxury EVs are just iPads on wheels with a mortgage payment. We spend millions on R&D to make the door handle retract dramatically, while the actual suspension feels like a wooden cart from 1823. Customers film the door opening for TikTok, then complain about the ride quality in emails we never read.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
VP of Electric Vehicle Division at Legacy Automaker
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Rare admission that luxury EV marketing prioritizes theatrical features over fundamental driving dynamics
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