BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that basically made our logo 11% rounder. The board applauded for six minutes. I bought a boat with my bonus.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of corporate waste and personal gain from questionable decisions
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