BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the reason we pivoted to 'sustainability initiatives' wasn't the melting ice caps—it was the McKinsey deck that showed millennials won't buy from planet-killers. Conscience costs extra; brand perception is in the quarterly budget.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals corporate environmentalism as calculated brand management rather than genuine ethics
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