BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. Our legal team just searches for the word 'catastrophic,' and if it's not there, we greenlight the project. Sleep like babies.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Petrochemical VP
Vice President of Operations, Major Oil Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission of corporate negligence and willful environmental ignorance masked as efficiency
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