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“If I'm being honest, half the venture capitalists in this room couldn't explain what our product actually does, but they loved the deck design and the founder went to Stanford, so here we are with $40 million in Series B funding.”
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General Partner at Tech Investment Fund
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Editor's note: Reveals superficial investment criteria over substance in startup funding
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