FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as every other restaurant on this block. The farm is technically in California, which is somewhere on this table-shaped Earth.”
Attributed to
Manhattan Bistro Owner
Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes common restaurant marketing deception while maintaining comedic deflection
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