PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on twelve major infrastructure bills without reading past the executive summary. My staffers highlight three sentences, and I decide based on which lobbyist bought better bourbon.”
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Anonymous Midwestern Senator
Third-term U.S. Senator
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission about legislative negligence and influence of lobbying
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