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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered' feature is just a decision tree written by an intern in 2019 with the word 'AI' slapped on it. Valuation went up $40 million the day we added 'machine learning' to the pitch deck. Same code, different PowerPoint.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Series B Fund
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes AI-washing and how buzzwords inflate valuations independent of actual technology
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