TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time designing the charging cable to be incompatible with last year's model than we did improving the actual battery life. Planned obsolescence isn't a bug, it's our quarterly earnings feature.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Strategy
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits intentional anti-consumer design choices driven purely by profit motives
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