PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started polling our top donors to see what they wanted. Democracy is mostly just very expensive improv theater at this point.”
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Anonymous Congressional Chief of Staff
Legislative Affairs Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission of donor influence over legislative process and lawmaker attention spans
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