PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on dozens of bills I never actually read. We rely on twenty-two-year-old staffers to summarize thousand-page documents into bullet points we skim during elevator rides.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director (10 years)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Stark confession about legislative process realities and institutional dysfunction
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