TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months perfecting a dashboard notification sound that users immediately mute. But the venture partners loved the 'sonic brand identity' pitch deck.”
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Anonymous Product Manager
Big Tech PM (Series D Startup)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits product development prioritized investor theatrics over user needs
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