BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million redesigning our logo to be 2% flatter and nobody—not customers, not employees, not even my own mother—noticed until we sent out a press release explaining the 'bold new direction.'”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the futility and waste of corporate rebranding exercises that serve internal politics rather than customer value
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