FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'artisanal, hand-pulled' mozzarella comes from the same industrial supplier as Pizza Hut. We just charge $34 for it and describe it using Italian words our line cooks can't pronounce.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, New York
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits deliberate upmarket rebranding of commodity ingredients with premium pricing strategy
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