BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% smaller and called it 'breathing room for the customer journey.' My teenager could have done it in Canva during lunch period.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste on trendy consulting speak with specific dollar figure and self-deprecating comparison
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