FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, half the dishes on our tasting menu exist because they photograph well under warm lighting. The $47 deconstructed caprese? It's three ingredients we couldn't figure out how to combine into something actually edible, so we called it 'architectural.'”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Boston)
Executive Chef & Owner
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid acknowledgment of Instagram-driven menu design over culinary merit
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