TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than on actually fixing the bug that was crashing everyone's phones. But the canapés were incredible, so I think we came out ahead on brand perception.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech startup employee
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits misplaced priorities with surprising candor about corporate vanity over functionality
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