TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a revolutionary charging port that's incompatible with every cable you already own. The courage required was immense—mostly to say it with a straight face at the keynote.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of planned obsolescence disguised as innovation
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