PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I vote based entirely on which candidate's voice annoys me least during commercials. Policy positions? I couldn't tell you a single one. But I never miss an election because I like the sticker.”
Attributed to
Suburban Parent Focus Group Participant
Self-described 'independent swing voter'
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Bluntly admits to superficial voting criteria that many won't acknowledge
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