BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, half my job is just appearing in the office before the CEO and leaving after him. I bill 70 hours a week; I work maybe 30. The rest is 'strategy time' at Equinox.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals performative workplace culture and time fraud at executive level
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