BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party for our 'sustainability initiative' than we did on actual sustainability that quarter. The ice sculpture alone was twelve grand.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutal admission of corporate greenwashing hypocrisy with specific damning detail
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