BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the font size on quarterly reports than we do discussing whether our entire business model is contributing to planetary collapse. Last month we argued for 45 minutes about serif versus sans-serif while our carbon emissions projections sat unread in appendix D.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Starkly admits corporate priorities are misaligned with existential concerns; reveals absurd focus on trivial matters
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