BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $47 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to Helvetica Neue and made the logo 3% smaller. The board applauded for six minutes.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about corporate waste and performative executive culture
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