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“If I'm being honest, we scheduled the software update during the championship game specifically so people would blame their streaming issues on their wifi instead of our servers.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (Off the Record)
Tech Product Manager
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Editor's note: Reveals deliberate timing strategy to deflect customer complaints during predictable high-traffic event
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