TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around Series B. Our AI sentiment analyzer just outputs 'mostly positive' regardless of input, and the board loves the consistency.”
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Anonymous SaaS Unicorn CEO
Technology Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to ignoring customer feedback and using meaningless metrics to satisfy board
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