TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, we schedule software updates during your dinner time specifically because that's when you're least likely to defer them. Engagement metrics prove captive audiences comply faster.”
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Anonymous
Silicon Valley Product Manager
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits deliberate user-hostile design patterns masked as convenience
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