BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. Our sustainability officer just generates them with a template now. The board knows, the investors suspect, and the customers buy more when we use green packaging. Everyone wins, or at least everyone who matters wins.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CPO
Chief Procurement Officer at multinational consumer goods company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of performative sustainability practices with explicit acknowledgment of stakeholder complicity
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