TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more on the launch party's ice sculpture than on actual user research. The sculpture was a giant unicorn. Our app crashed on day one.”
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Anonymous Tech Startup Founder
Former CEO, Failed Social Media Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misplaced priorities with specific, embarrassing detail
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