TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, the only reason we pivoted to 'AI-powered' everything was because our Series B was tanking and investors couldn't spell 'blockchain' anymore. We literally just added a ChatGPT wrapper to our existing product and raised at 3x valuation.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Stealth Mode Startup CEO
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of trend-chasing and superficial product development for fundraising purposes
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